Fuck you Turners Falls.

Montague. Bullshit.

You bust your ass all your life and end up in places like Turners when you've failed.

You try and try and fight and struggle only to end up on a shit island.

But some people are strong like Turners Falls and some people learn to be.

Some people say Fuck You right back at ya without blinking.

I love you Turners Falls because you prepare people for a hard world and you accept them when they've failed.

A lot of places will not have you if you've not succeeded. They are greedy for only winners.

Turners is a town of losers. There's no shame in it, and it is stupid to lie about.

If you've found yourself in Turners Falls MA, something has gone wrong in your life.

That is OK.

Shit happens.

Especially on a shit island surrounded by hard fuckers that don't care because they can't.

Turners is a brickbat.

If you get hit in the head it was your fault for turning your back on Turners.

I don't enjoy Turners Falls.

But I respect it.

And I respect the lives that have to live there.

Fuck them and fuck you.

Great Falls Horseshit.