Steal a Book 

Inside the Meetinghouse will be a large number of books - maybe a bit over 1,000 books en toto.

For the Low Low Price of FREE, you can steal any Book you want - Just don't get caught by our Insecurity Team.

If you want >1 book, then you will PAY for your greed - 1 COCONICKEL = As many books as you can physically carry at one time.

Where, Pray Tell, did all these books come from, anyways?
and why are so many Conservative-leaning?

Mostly from 1 Dead Guy.

Does that mean that they are HAUNTED?

Yes. All books are spectres.

Ghosts + Books + Rivers can ONLY go 1 direction *

• See the WMC Records hit COUNTRY SINGLE: "My Back Only Don't Hurt When I'm On A Barstool" for more details.

SHOULD WE REALLY SUPPORT AND PROMOTE THEFT?

_____There are NO MORAL ABSOLUTES in life_____

Better to learn that in a safe environment focused on communication..and things might get rough and you might need this skill soon enough.