You all,

Something is happening here.  What it is is not exactly clear.

Donald Rumfeld spoke on known knowns, known unknowns, unknown knowns and unknown unknowns.

This will be just like that, except without Donald Rumsfeld and in Wendell, not Iraq. While we all fundamentally realize time is just a construct of the modern man, evolutionary betrayer, ecosystem destroyer, it can still be a useful tool for helping sentient autonomous beings to arrive in the same space and time as others for the purpose, in this particular case, of celebration.

Why, fore the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi says "Happiness is the Purpose of Creation". 

The Friends of the Wendell Meeting house are a civic organization devoted to a building and to community and to art.

Who could ask for anything more?

WeMailCoconuts exists to shed light, shift paradigms, expand horizons and to short shrift. In short, a combination so perfect we more or less have become likened to lichen. 

On the Calendars most of us use, there will be a page with SEPTEMBER or SEPT. if it is small or you are a fan of brevity.

Somewhere close to the top of that page, and all pages forward and back in the stapled opposing pages will be a square reserved for 4 followed by one devoted lovingly to 5, and followed again by the home of 6. I have blazoned, and I've written all this, in hopes that you, too, might blazon with all your might the words "WeMailCoconuts Annual Retreat and Open House" or, if you are one of the small calendar community the phrase "WMC AR&OH", but I'd implore you immediately after doing so to find a larger sheet of paper to devote to both the full and correct event name, but perhaps even also some salient facts.

Facts like there will be food and drink and dancing and interactive art and meaningful conversation and wild, but mostly safe, absurdity. All great and wonderfilled interactions require risk and trust.  Who would be more worthy of trust than a real fake company like WeMailCoconuts? 

Listen buddy, I know you're scared.  The what-ifs alone could keep a diurnal critter up all night, but I'm not asking you to come.

I'm not asking you to drive to Wendell Labor Day weekend or to participate in transformational art. All I'm asking is that you reserve the pretend date on your future telling paper collection hanging on your wall. If you use a digital electricity calendar, then you may already be too far into the future for an event to be held in 2026.  I'm so sorry if you missed out, maybe you'll be able to make it to last year's event - scheduled for 2029. I could go on.

Chris Joseph

CEO (Coconut Enjoyment Officer)

WeMailCoconuts*

*(No, We Don't)