Since we're not mailing coconuts - we can at least ship a few units of thought.
The Food Stamp Cookout Story
*Selected for Publication in PLUM LITERARY MAGAZINE 2025
The most beautiful trash heap in all the Adirondacks
Composts
Did you hear the story about the lady who got caught pooping in her boss' chair?
She was relieved of her doodies
I went to Fashion school to learn all about wedding clothes.
It was to know a veil
My friends say that they think I have ADHD...
But it must be at least 85 or even 90 HD.
I know a guy who used to have a really bad issue with premature ejaculation.
His solution was to keep an 1897 Uncirculated Silver Dollar under his pillow.
Those things are hard to come by.
Prompts
What would happen if some portion of the population starting being born larger and smarter than the rest?
What if certain trees, when touched, reset the day for the toucher - timetrees?
This is Eleanor of Aquateen Hunger Force. You are welcome.