Shitters Full

November 13, 2026.

Shit is bad.

Here's some thoughts:

• Y'know it's almost starting to feel like privatized healthcare is a bad idea

• A rather large boston street man with lipstick on and one eye sealed closed just asked me for "$20 for a chinese dinner". When I repeated it back to him to confirm I'd heard correctly, he'd continued "it's not a lot to ask". I opened my wallet.

• Boop Boop Boop
  Boop Boop Boop
  "...oh, Lord!, that boy pulled the fire alarm again!
  I gotta get to that exit,
  I'm not going to jail for him."
  - Brigham and Womens Fire Drill

• Overheard boston street guy to street lady in a motorized wheelchair -
  "I'm with you -
    'til Jesus takes you,
    Or the wheels fall off"
  at first, I thought, how sweet...

• We should make an extra box of food every Thursday during our day at the food pantry and drop it off at the wealthiest addresses,
  not in admonishment, but in education.  How else would they understand? It is not their fault for having no compassion for something they don't comprehend.  My russian said it best with the whole 'how can a man who is warm understand a man who is cold?'

• Merch Idea - Tuxedo pants that say JUICY on the butt and Chevron down the leg stripe

• Ask yourself - Would you say that your life was a series of launch sequence failures?
  Never lifted off?
  Fell over at the tower?
  Weather pattern never clerared?
  explosions little and small
  a life never lived
  as full as anyones

• Product Idea - Funeral Funfetti Cake! 

• Dump trucks on bad pavement and road plate is very very loud. Someone should use that for musical purposes.

• Business Idea - Start a Counter Drone business that sells drones that can't leave your counter.

• Book Idea - a fictionalized retelling of Senator Stan's ascent and fall, all because of love.

• "I do not have dementia...I have a lot of money and evil greedy children"

• "...as poverty brought me in, so avarice kept me in" - From Moll Flanders by Daniel Defoe in 1722

• Next year we're gonna do Zozobra East probably at the Wendell Meetinghouse, but maybe not because we need a big field to burn in.

• Our Foodbank (St.V) should use some of our money to host a free dental screening and general care clinic. We can give away toothbrushes, toothpaste, floss, and pay the dentist.

• New Music Group - Goth Electronica band called PHANTOM LOAD

• Business Idea - Quarters Only Cannabis Casino.  low stakes so you can get high.

• New Music Group - Gay Brittish Death Metal band called SUCCUMB OLAF

• Product Idea - CuBlunts - cuban style rolled blunts using premium connecticut broadleaf tobacco from here in the Valley

• It's Evapotranspiration Time!

• Self Nixtamalization!

• Note to GCC - Let's move the Food Pantry out front. Shouldn't be hidden. Shouldnt' be shame.

• The local regional governance group FRCOG was awarded 150k to report on outdoor tourism in Erving.
  This is a perfect time to launch the eBike Rental business that never leaves Old Farley Road at the end of Arch St. at the end of North St.
  We could also lead rides all the way to the closed Bridge for adventure seekers - so long as we have tons of bug spray (ticks)

• CAMPOVERDE, MA - New city name proposal

• GLEANFIELD, MA - New city name proposal.
  It makes sense as we're picking the leftovers from the industrial age

• I feel really bad for folks that happen to have the same name as these "assistants"
  Siri and Alexa have it bad,
  But my friend OK GOOGLE has it worst of all.

• Dispensary Name - TERPENE TIME

• Merryl invented acapulco gold and had barbara streisand sing at her sweet 16

• Action is the fruiting body of the mycelium of thought

• At the Sperm Bank, they tell you to
  Take off your pants and jacket.

• Hypnoticias - Mesmerizing News

• New Tagline for TAPWATER TAFFY -
  Like Gum you can Swallow

• JAKE LEG sounds rad, but sucked and was caused by contaminated Ginger Beer

• FRIED BABIES - Food Cart idea - Babybel cheeses in a mini fridge and a deep fryer. donzo.

• Work with brother Todd to remake the Trailer Park Olympics
  Mattress high jump
  Barrel Roll
  One set of gloves total boxing

• In a book a guy said the most remote place on earth is: Hannigarth Uyeasound Unst Shetland

• My favorite joke I ever heard was the elephant one, and then the clown joke, then the penguin with the ice cream, not the tuxedo one 

• Pepe Quote: "He was gay as a left dollar bill. Favorite song was the that pineapple one."

• Product Idea - WeMailCoconuts Burn It All Down Lighters

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