Who said anything about running? I don't like to run. It's not fun for me.
I like eating cookies with friends and being silly.
I will have a 5k. It will mean EAT 5,000 Cookies.
It will be a TIMED COLLABORATIVE RACE.
Please help me WIN the race, or I will have a real bad tummy ache.
1,000 LEMON COOKIES
900 BISCOFF COOKIES
1,150 FORTUNE COOKIES
72 FIG BAR COOKIES
600 OREOS
120 LEMON SANDWICH COOKIES
120 MIXED SANDWICH COOKIES
120 CHOCOLATE SANDWICH COOKIES
120 GINGERSNAP COOKIES
120 CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
120 SUNBUTTER COOKIES
600 OTHER ASSORTED COOKIES I PROMISE