Tap Water Taffy

There's no fucking salt in Salt Water Taffy, so let's just be honest.

I'm busy running a fake coconut shipping business, so I'm not also going to pull sugar to make my own taffy, instead I'm buying it in bulk from some candy maker in PA, where people love taffy, they're daffy for taffy up in there.

Anyway, You can't pick flavors and it won't be sugar free, but it will be chewy and delicious -

email the owner if you want to buy a pound or two.  I'll bring it with me when I do Pop-Ups as well.