Nutters

You know the Tin Foil Hat Crowd...

Always with their conspiracy theories and crazy beliefs.

Like "The Government's got a Directed Energy Weapon that melts  your brain"

and you're all like "MmmmHmmmm...come on Mr.PoodlePants, finish pooping over there".

Then you get home and you Wikipedia
HAVANA SYNDROME

and you start reading about what was happening to Americans in Cuba and elsewhere and how the official line was it was all madeup.

Then comes the stories about how, not only is Havana Syndrome real, but the US Military has a Working Copy.

Now you start thinking -
Maybe a FUN VIKING HAT OUT OF TIN FOIL ISN'T THE CRAZIEST IDEA AFTER ALL...

Until you realize that VIKINGS were from the North so the horns would have really been MOOSE ANTLERS and that would look TOO SILLY, EVEN FOR A WeMailCoconuts EVENT.