Children's Book

Umber Ella’s Brown Umbrella

it sure was the cutest fella

kept her dry kept her clean

all the dross a little stream

down the seams a dozen even

secured inside this tiny heaven

Umber Ella cozy warm

Protected from the smallest storm

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Elephant Gerald

had the voice of a king

but his hearing wasn’t quite keen

thought his name was

Ella Fitzgerald

who had the voice of a queen

but her time was expired

therefore she retired

be nice to think to a place

where queens and elepants can sing

if not in harmony, then at least harmoniously

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One Does Not Simply Pass the Third Grade

My friend Paul failed kindergarten

Kindergarten is german and means that kids are plants

In spanish I can say son, are.

But not sonar

son is hijo

but sounds like E-HO

maybe we misheard and santa isn’t laughing

he’s just calling to his latino niños

Hijo Hijo Hijo