The Straight Dope
The Straight Dope
I'll have a sausage with peppers and onions and brown mustard.
I thought you were a vegetarian.
I was.
Why not anymore?
Because the world is fucked and I've given up trying.
What makes you say the world is fucked?
There are no more good guys, there probably never were, but in my head there were.
But now, the good guys want to close the borders too, just with laws not walls. The good guys are cool with innocents being slaughtered, so long as we get paid on time. There are no more good guys. Fist bump KSM entrails splatter of Jhamal.
Things have been worse.
They will continue to get worse.
We are the bad guys. We are Pan-Em.Â
There's nothing here left to fight for.
Except maybe some peace and quiet.