WeMailCoconuts is as I have alway said, an aspirational site. We weren't sure to what we were aspiring, but we weren't perspiring, so we waited. 

It is believed that the answer has been found, at least a partial answer; by way of Prophesy.

I was lucky enough to know a genuinely good man who became a guide, friend, benefactor, and sounding-board.  

One day at lunch he said to me, after I remarked on his financial success, that I myself would be a Millionaire in my 40's.

We laughed at his little joke, and then I happily walked away And hit my head on the wall of the jail where the two of us live today (TMBG)

Our lives have been dominated by salary. We decide how to fill the majority of all of our adult daylight based on where the check comes from. My path has gotten easier over the years, but it is still someone else's work that I complete, not my lifes work.

I have turned it over and again in my mind, how do I do it? How do I become a millionaire with such a diminished start?

I am as the brits say Haff Way Fru and I didn't see the light, but We think now we might -

WeMailCoconuts is an aspirational site. Someday I would like to live close to coconuts and mail them to folks less fortunate than I. 

To do that well I need that prophesy to come true.

You know where this is going by now, I would think...

SHARK TANK

I will sell a 100% Share of ownership of Cujocon Industries, WeMailCoconuts, and all other subsidiaries for $1M.

All of the ideas, all of the writing, all of the stickers - use them, print them, stick them!

For FUCKS SAKE this is the way.

I have never sold anything much beyond a few t-shirts and sunblock across from the Mini Ha Ha but

I could sell this.

Because it is Me, and I can sell me.  I love me.

Thank You Skip and Thank You Barbara Corcoran, Bald Angry guy, and Damon Dash.