September 2024 Notes Cleanup

• Learn to carve gravestones, find an old rock, shape it and carve into it the death of the hit television series Empty Nest and put it behind a nice little fence.

• Build a themepark ride based on being cared for in a hospital while it's being bombed with American missiles.

• Good Art shouldn't be whispered about - I'd like to reach out to a local museum like The CLARK about hosting a normal human-being volume discussion in a room about a painting between maybe someone who knows about art, or the artist and someone who doesn't really know anything and just wants to ask questions, like me.  We can call it something neat like "Shouldn't We Be Whispering"

• Why do we have Doll Houses and not Doll Trailers or Doll Trailer Parks?  I'd like to make a barbie scale dollhouse this is an accurate copy of my house on Pinello Rd and Levi's Trailer next door complete with him standing on the back steps, pissing into my yard while flipping me off and saying "Morning, Faggot"

• Cats can only get 9 lives because they can't read.

• Tshirts that are just words - Boner Factory, Misconductor, Train(ed) (Mis)Conductor, I'm a size 0, EXPENSIVE BRAND, Lady Hunk, Unremarkable, Incorrigible, Be Wildered, Cribbage Players Love Pegging, Don't Shoot Poor Folks, I'm Haunted.

• iWatch users look like particularly hungry zombies eating their own wrists.

• "He was a man of Letters...Like Y"

• Can't see the poorest for their pleas

• A midlife crisis is nothing more than reflecting upon your life, and the goals you had set for yourself in your youth or young adulthood and measuring them and recalibrating. In Project Management we call this being agile.

• New Book - OppoCities - that explores various cities around the world, in comparison to some other great city. Examples could be Salt Lake City, Utah and New Orleans, Louisiana or Boston, Massachusetts and Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

• Goofy Hats will be back in style - Mark these words - We need a MODERN HABERDASHER.

• Sporting Good Clothing company - FIT FOR ACHING

• Modern Day raid on Historic Deerfield - We take over the school buildings and we hang cardboard flames from the windows. Participants should include members of the local schools and school boards.  While Deerfield Academy has a Koch Brothers funded planetarium, or local schools are canceling their music programs. We will dress up like a reverse tea party and wear 1700s clothes not dressed like Indians. When asked why we will say that if we dressed up like Indians, they wouldn't have let us in and they would've called the police...even today being an Indian is worth a call to the cops.  From the start of American History, it was the English with the money making the decisions and calling the shots and it's their descendants and other rich people still calling the shots today.