I greatly respect Authors who don't use their real names. When I send postcards, they are from PostCardi B.

Mom buried treasure (nickels, dimes, pennies) in the snow, so my little sister and I could find them and feel rich.

Edward had me get his cat from a commune-style farmhouse while nobody was home. It might be the most exciting time of my life.

My newest Cover Band plays both the Cranberries and the Cherry Poppin Daddies, we are called the Cranberry Poppin Daddies. It works because we're in New England.

Looking for creative ways to get people to get rid of their pennies in mass. Fuck Pennies. 

My Children's music Death Metal crossover band is called CAR KEYS, and we'll do Carcass covers.

Pete tried to grow mushrooms in a 2-bedroom apartment in Greenfield. It was quite the operation, sadly a failed one.

A Children's book "Things Have Gone Wrong" explaining why things are the way they are in America.

Asking someone "Who is your favorite sculptor?" should sound far less ridiculous than "What streaming service is that on?"

Me And Mean Enor is the Title to something important but so far nonexistent

New Invention, still needs some work - Carbon Fiber Stilts with internal gyroscopic support

New Business Model: The Enshitification of Shit - Tiered Toilets

New WMC Product requires Manufacturer - Culebra, Puerto Rico car windshield ice scrapers

I think T-Rex got his arms that way by trying to sneak up on prey too many times

 BreadBull EXTREME Bread Bowls - filled with redbull, takis, tuna tatake.

I have an Invisible Army of allies that stream out from me into the world kissing cheeks and ruffling hair whenever I smile, I free them.

Steps to SIMONY by WeMailCoconuts:

1. Start a church

2. Sell offices

Are Ultra-low Photon Emissions (UPE) the same as AURA and do we have receptors we didn't know to look for?

An important realization: The more something is broken, the easier it is to break further. Something whole is always harder to break.

"When you play cribbage with Death, don't be surprised if you get Skunked."

DANGERBnB: Purchase properties that are considered too unsafe to live in, like volcanic areas, shorelines and active faultlines.  Clean the places up, rent them to adventure seekers via an app like AirBnB for maximum stays of up to a week (for safety sake).

Che had IBS