When I was in high school there was an outbreak of Mad Cow Disease... Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy or something like that.

I wrote a song about it for my band to play.

Here are the lyrics as best as I can remember them 20 years later

Go to the store

I'm buying beef

I want my meat

I hate Chicken

Look at the line

Don't have much time

I need it now

I eat Mad Cow

I can't eat fish

Gills taste like shit

Just want Rump Roast

Raw Meat on Toast

too

Mad Cow Blues

I need to feed

On something that can breed

The world should be

All vegan free

It's in history

It's good to eat cheese

Get on your knees 

Udders I'll squeeze

Mad Cow Blues.