When you have baby carrots in your fridge

I wish you hadn't bought them

they are a lie

but since you have them in your fridge

Do you also have some salad dressing like Italian?

Preferably not something cream based but thats maybe just me

How about an old emptied, clean pickle jar of glass with metal lid?

If you put those lying bastard nuggets into the empty jar and then cover with salad juice,

Well then, friend you have a perfect side dish that gets better every day it stays in the cold

The carrots get softer and more and more flavors osmote

You are welcome

Invite me over for a snack and a beer