A mixed bag of thoughts -

• ...My dad was complaining the other day on the phone...not about raking, but about raking RED OAK leaves specifically. That is some serious level New Englander (even if he is in Upstate NY).  They are large and light and rigid, they float easily and do not squish down the way a Norway Maple would.

• ...Oh Lord, I want to be a Cucumber - When the saints come marching in.

• I want to visit the Normal RockMediumWell Museum...oh baby I like it raw.

• What kind of people don't care that they live in DEAD PLACES?

• I want to make a t-shirt for OLD ORDURE BEACH.

• Our home is rhomboidal.

• JUST THE TIPS trash removal service - you pick up trash for free in populated areas with a QR code sign for easy tipping.

• A character named Ol' Shitter Nips