A great name for a hip hop star from Florida would be MIAMMO.  Another great hip hop name is feat. 

On the album it will say "song by Bae Slayer feat. feat."

When it feels to me like I'm the only one who does the G-D dishes in the house, I find it helps to say to myself...

"Myself, all of us...listen, we're not doing dishes - we're giving our kitchen friends a bath" - try it some time.

The rich can only stay rich by convincing the poor of the lie that the rich are not at fault for poverty.

If anything is going to destroy America's infatuation with obscene wealth, it's going to be the exposure of the obscenely wealthy for who they really are, and how wealth can corrupt otherwise decent people. Look at Trump. Look at Elon, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Peter Thiel, or Bill Gates. They are all scumbag assholes.  Why would anyone want to be like them? Do any of them seem happy because of their wealth? Do any of them seem to be living a "dream life", and if you can't buy a dream life with 10's of billions of dollars, how can it be done?  It clearly can't be bought so there must be another way, if there's any way at all.  If there's anything obvious in our society, it is that wealth does not equal happiness, but being broke and hungry really sucks too. Love the one you're with and love what you've got in your wallet...it's all we can do.

"SIR! You're brand of hooliganism in particular will not be cottoned to!"

How could it NOT be appropriate to ask someone what % dickfat their new boyfriend is?

---a found poem---

Do Doo Doo Do

Criminal

Deep Blue Sea

Fishing after he

Be ye fishers of men

Fishers from Maine

Fisher cats reign

Hardest choice they'll ever make

Name of the boat

They dream and write it in

notebooks

much the same as young women fresh with love

I don't want a boat

I want a friend with one

...and I've got one now.